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Funny Weight Watchers Memes
Funny diet & weight loss quotes and memes: In life, you have to have a sense of humor, especially when it comes to dieting. They say that most diets fail within 7 days, so if you don't laugh, you might just cry.
Here are some funny diet memes and famous quotes about weight loss with captions we put together for your entertainment.
Funny Diet Memes:
Here are a bunch of diet memes that I made myself. Most of them look like those funny ecards with vintage clip art that you see. Others are funny pics with captions. Feel free to click on any of the pictures to print them out, pin them, or share with others!
Famous Funny Diet & Weight Loss Quotes:
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." – Orson Welles
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – quote author unknown
"Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard." – Anonymous weight-loss quote
"Never eat more than you can lift." – Miss Piggy
*Related: 21 Funny Camping Memes
"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale." – Stephen Phillips
"I'm not afraid of heights, just widths." – Steven Wright (*Not originally a weight-loss quote, but works for dieting!)
"I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me" – anonymous diet quote
"We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it." – anonymous quote
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" – anonymous quote
"The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor." – anonymous funny diet quote
"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out." – unknown diet quote
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." – Tom Wilson
"Obesity is really widespread." – Joseph O. Kern II
"My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat." – Henny Youngman
"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short." – Shelley Winters
"Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants." – unknown diet quote
"I think I just ate my willpower." – anonymous funny diet quote
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape — isn't it?" – anonymous funny weight loss quote.
"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing." – Mark Twain
"When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty." – Woody Allen
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